A common complaint laid upon big-budget movies is that they feel like two different movies cobbled together. Films frequently come about thanks to the collision of two or more similar projects - big-budget films especially. To executives, it’s just economics. Got two scripts about similar subject material? Combine them and shoot both for the price of one!

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Dec 28, 2020 The 1967 James Bond comedy Casino Royale assembled one of the greatest cast lists in movie history, including Peter Sellers, Woody Allen, Orson Welles, Ursula Andress, David Niven, William Holden, Barbara Bouchet, George Raft, Deborah Kerr and more. Casino Royale (1967) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more.

But sometimes, a film really just is an unholy mishmash of ideas, often resulting from multiple writers taking their own pass on the script. Last Action Hero is probably the most famous such film (maybe up until Batman V Superman), but even that movie can’t match the confusing chaos of 1967’s spy spoof Casino Royale. Its six directors struggled to manage warring movie star egos and a confused screenplay seemingly made up of at least three different movies.

In one Casino Royale, James Bond (David Niven!) is a stuttering dandy living a stuffy life of gardening in his advancing years. The death of M breaks him out of retirement, bringing him to reconnect with the daughter of old flame Mata Hari (who, in real life, died in 1917). Together, they infiltrate a SMERSH training centre disguised as an au pair service and uncover a plot to blackmail the world’s leaders with compromising photographs. This Casino Royale was directed primarily by the legendary John Huston and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang director Ken Hughes, with additional scenes by Val Guest (the great, underseen The Day the Earth Caught Fire and a number of Hammer films).

In another Casino Royale, the “James Bond as codename” fan theory, which could well have originated here, is rendered text. Niven’s Bond, now head of MI6 and sick of having a “sex maniac” successor bear his name, orders that all British agents be codenamed James Bond 007, and trained to resist women. One of these Bonds is baccarat expert Evelyn Tremble (Peter Sellers!), who is sent to the Casino Royale to beat SMERSH agent Le Chiffre (Orson Welles!) at his own game. This version of the movie, which actually includes elements of the source novel, was helmed by Joseph McGrath (The Magic Christian) and Academy Award-winning editor turned director Robert Parrish.

These two movies merge, clumsily, thanks to assembly by Val Guest and second-unit direction by stuntman Richard Talmadge, into a broad farce that features a flying saucer; a biological warfare plot; a plot to replace the world’s leaders with doubles; Woody Allen as a wimpy, neurotic Blofeld substitute; a huge casino brawl between secret agents, the military, cowboys and Indians; and an extraordinarily abrupt ending in which the casino gets nuked and everyone goes to heaven (except Allen, who goes to hell). Cue credits.

Guest’s task in assembling the movie was unenviable, to say the least. Based on a screenplay written, at various points, by at least ten screenwriters (including Joseph Heller and Billy Wilder!), Casino Royale contains many ideas that could sustain a movie in and of themselves, but instead battle each other for dominance. The shoot ran months over schedule, at a budget 25% higher than its spectacularly over-the-top contemporary You Only Live Twice - and that’s without even finishing the damn movie. A significant chunk of the plot is simply missing from the film (even with its two-hour-plus running time), and by some accounts, it’s all Peter Sellers’ fault.

Sellers was notoriously difficult to deal with on set, clashing both with the comic tone of the film – he wanted to play Bond seriously – and with one of his co-stars. Sellers allegedly rewrote much of his own dialogue, with writer Terry Southern, to make it more serious, but that’s nothing next to his animosity towards Orson Welles. Welles’ famously large ego – he convinced the directors to let him perform magic as Le Chiffre – rubbed Sellers’ personal insecurities the wrong way. On one occasion, Princess Margaret visited the set, and while Sellers went out of his way to flamboyantly welcome her, she largely ignored him in favour of Welles, the bigger star. The two actors refused to work with one another, performing opposite stand-ins for most of their scenes together. In one confrontation, Sellers punched director Joseph McGrath, whose casino sequences were ultimately completed by Robert Parrish. It’s not clear whether Sellers was fired or quit, but either way, he left the production with many scenes yet to be shot, forcing Guest to assemble a movie from incomplete footage.

The result of all this on-set bickering is a film whose protagonist switches from David Niven’s Bond to Sellers’ Tremble, then back again, with little to no warning. Sellers’ exit from the production meant that significant parts of his role were left unshot, necessitating the use of outtakes, still frames, and reused footage to (unsuccessfully) try to bring Sellers’ plotline to a close. More stuff happens offscreen here than in Mockingjay, and there aren’t even any characters to exposit the missing material. That Guest managed to put together and release Casino Royale at all is something of a triumph, given at least a quarter of the film was missing, but he couldn’t save it from its fate as an over-indulgent romp that basically makes no sense.

Though the constant shifts between protagonists and comic tones don’t work, Casino Royale has a few things going for it. Some of the jokes are solid. Hughes’ Berlin sequence is designed and shot in a psychedelic, heavily art-directed fashion, resulting in almost proto-Jodorowskian imagery. Burt Bacharach’s jaunty music - featuring a theme performed by Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass, and Dusty Springfield doing the first vocal recording of “The Look Of Love” - seems to have inspired Austin Powers more than Monty Norman and John Barry’s Bond themes did. It’s got serious casting clout, as far as Bond spoofs go, featuring 007 alumni like Ursula Andress, Vladek Sheybal, and most notably Nikki Van der Zyl, the unheralded, uncredited voice actor who dubbed leading Bond ladies in nearly every main-series film between Dr. No and Moonraker. And we also have Casino Royale to thank for the directing career of Woody Allen, who was so aghast at the on-set “madhouse” that he decided to direct for himself.

2006’s Casino Royale reboot – made possible by the rights having been absorbed by MGM – effectively squashed the 1967 film. Now, you have to specify “the ‘60s version” or “the spoof version” when referring to the earlier film. But while the Daniel Craig movie is by far the better film, to me Casino Royale will always be that big ol' mess where Peter Sellers gets gunned down by a bagpiper.

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Peter Sellers, Ursula Andress and Orson Welles pictures on a lobby card for 'Casino Royale.' Source: IMDB

The 1967 James Bond comedy Casino Royale assembled one of the greatest cast lists in movie history, including Peter Sellers, Woody Allen, Orson Welles, Ursula Andress, David Niven, William Holden, Barbara Bouchet, George Raft, Deborah Kerr and more. The list of stars makes the poster look like a page out of a phone book -- well, if you look past Robert McGinnis' iconic image of a body-painted pistol-packin' model. This farce, which featured numerous James Bonds and which isn't at all part of the Eon 007 canon (which had kicked off with Sean Connery in Dr. No five years earlier), is the sort of kitchen-sink '60s comedy that tried to be hip but seems incredibly square today. It also tried to be funny, with mixed results.

Bond, James Bond, the seductive secret agent with no equal, never encountered a situation without a pun at the ready. Unless, of course, you’re talking about Casino Royale” that starred Woody Allen, David Niven, Peter Sellers, Ursula Andress, and Orson Welles as opposed to Sean Connery or Daniel Craig. The ‘67 Casino Royale in no way resembles a James Bond film because it really isn’t one. Producer Charles K. Feldman secured the rights from Ian Fleming but failed to rope in any of the major players. So instead, Feldman, coming off the major success of the purposely incongruous, “What’s New, Pussycat,” went the spoof route for his swing at 007.

Casino Royale was a star-studded debacle -- not an unsuccessful film, owing probably to its A-list cast, but not a classic. It was painful to watch at the time (as contemporary reviews make clear); today it's kitschy fun for the dated visuals and verges on so-bad-its's-good. Eon productions, the company headed by the Broccoli family that is responsible for the Bond cinematic canon, was horrified by the tarnishing of the James Bond brand. Ever since, Eon has been famously protective of the rights to Ian Fleming's work, lest some other inferior version of the secret agent make it to the big screen. (Eon's failure to lock down exclusive rights to Thunderball resulted in the non-canon Never Say Never Again, but that's another story.)

Woody Allen As Jimmy Bond (Dr. Noah)

The controversial but undoubtedly talented Woody Allen, who was primarily a writer and standup comedian, signed on to play Jimmy Bond in Casino Royale after his successful experience with Feldman on What’s New, Pussycat. Unfortunately, Allen probably didn’t realize that Feldman would use as many as six directors all shooting at the same time without consulting one another.

Naturally, that created some confusion, to say the least. Apparently, said confusion delayed Allen’s final day of shooting so many times, he left the set in a huff and flew directly to New York without even changing out of his costume. Such angst was common during Casino Royale. Part of the problem may have laid with the fact that most of the stars had no idea they signed on for a comedy and not a real James Bond movie.

In a hilarious letter penned to a friend, Allen lays out the litany of problems with the film:

I haven't begun filming yet but saw the sets for my scenes. They are the height of bad pop art expensive vulgarity. Saw rushes and am dubious to put it mildly, but probably the film will coin a mint. (Not money, just a single peppermint.) I play the villain (okay to give that out) and also James Bond's bastard nephew (not all right to give that out) and my part changes every day as new stars fall in. ... I would like it emphasized and made quite clear that I am not a writer of Casino. I'm adding a few ad-lib jokes to my own part but that's all. In fact ... we demanded a letter saying my name cannot appear on screen as a writer. This because everyone who contributed a comma is demanding his name on the film.

Peter Sellers As Evelyn Tremble (James Bond 007)

Sellers was another of the actors playing a James Bond (there are at least four) in Casino Royale, and was also alarmed by the chaotic nature of the concept and shoot -- so much so that he hired his own writer, Terry Southern, to write his dialogue so he could outshine Allen and Orson Welles. He also made the executive decision to play it straight, despite starring in what amounted to Monty Python’s version of James Bond.

His decision to not go along with the tone of the film created extraordinary tension between Peter Sellers and Orson Welles as well as director, Val Guest. Allegedly, Sellers and Welles hated each other so much that they couldn't be in the same room together. Their scene at the gambling table had to be shot over multiple days, with doubles standing in for the other actor. Supposedly, the rift between Sellers and Welles started when Princess Margaret, with whom Sellers was familiar, visited the set and completely ignored him to swoon over Welles. Guest, on the other hand, was so sick of Sellers' behavior that he fired him before the actor had even finished all his scenes. Rewrites were required to remove Sellers from the film.

Jacqueline Bisset As Miss Goodthighs

Even more disturbing, Sellers, during one of his serious ad-libs, also shot Jacqueline Bisset in the face with a blank. The gunpowder burned her face and the tiny shards from the round actually made her bleed. As Bisset remembered,

First I thought I had been actually shot and then when I realized it had been a blank, I thought I'd been blinded. My face looked like a shower spout of pinpricks leaking blood. I was panicked whenever I had a scene with Peter Sellers. To get shot in your first scene with a big star, that is a nightmare.

To cap it all off, Sellers punched friend and director Joseph McGrath in the face when he complained about the actor’s behavior.

David Niven As Sir James Bond

Niven was actually Ian Fleming’s first choice for the real James Bond, but was overruled by producers who selected Sean Connery. Niven got his chance, of sorts, to play “Sir James Bond” in what Woody Allen called “a madhouse” of a production. Niven's character is in a sense the 'real' James Bond, a dashing and successful British secret agent who retired 20 years before the film begins but is drawn out of retirement. In the face of an imminent and convoluted threat, Sir James Bond decrees that all MI6 agents be renamed 'James Bond' to confuse the villains (and, unfortunately, the audience).

When considering Casino Royale, it’s better to think of it as an Austin Powers movie rather than an actual James Bond movie. Thanks to the complete chaos involved from top to bottom, it doesn’t really work any other way.

Joanna Pettet As Mata Bond

As Mata Bond, Joanna Pettet plays the daughter of the legendary femme fatale/spy Mata Hari. Her father, from whom she is estranged, is Sir James Bond (Niven). Bond, a famous ladies' man, finds old habits die hard, even around his own daughter, who tends to dress in skimpy belly-dancing outfits. He's also constantly cracking wise about Mata Hari's sexual aptitude and enthusiasm:

Mata Bond: Oh! You want me to be a spy - like mum, huh? Well.

Sir James: Family tradition, my dear.

Mata Bond: Do I get an exploding brief case and a secret transmitter?

Sir James: That won't be necessary.

Mata Bond: Well, I have to have some equipment.

Sir James: Your mother wiped out three divisions of infantry and five brigades of cavalry and, well, frankly, she had much less equipment than you have.

Pettet continued to make movies for years after Casino Royale, but never had a hit. She was considered a virtual Sharon Tate lookalike, which is interesting because she and Tate were actually good friends in real life. Pettet was one of the last people to see Sharon Tate alive, having been at the pregnant actress' house the day she was murdered. In Quentin Tarantino's film Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood, Pettet was played by Rumer Willis.

Orson Welles As Le Chiffre

Orson Welles played the evil mastermind, “Le Chiffre” and got the role, ironically, in part thanks to Sellers’ recommendation. Unfortunately, whether it was Princess Margaret’s unintentional snub of Sellers, her fawning over Orson Welles, or Welles' own adamant desire to perform magic in the movie, the two Hollywood heavyweights despised one another almost immediately.

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We certainly aren’t taking sides but stories like Sellers demanding a set be taken down because he had a dream in which his mother disapproved of the background, making the animosity understandable. Interestingly, the iconic polymath Orson Welles, director of the masterpiece Citizen Kane, attributed the relative success of the film to an ad featuring a naked tattooed woman.

Ursula Andress As Vesper Lynd (007)

Ursula Andress played Vesper Lynd in Casino Royale and unlike her subsequent movies which earned her the nickname, 'Ursula undress,' did not actually get naked. She did wear a skin color bodysuit that assuredly got many men hot under the collar and likely led to years of research by internet sleuths. Unlike her male counterparts who sparred like wild animals, Andress stirred clear of most of the controversy surrounding the cast of the film. She did, however, manage to get an eye injury while feeding deer at Hampton Court.

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